Although fast becoming an outdated mode of communication, a 5 minute conversation regarding your design requirements will be ultimately rewarding for both parties.
Your email will initially find itself nestled neatly between offers of viagra and cheap printing companies, but please rest assured, your email will be the one to get our upmost attention.
The modern method of communication - particularly among the younger generation, just text us your message and we will get back to you as soon as we cn wrk out wat it is uve rit 2 us lol
You're not really going to write us a letter are you, but should you wish to send us something nice in the post - a small selection of chocolates or maybe a postcard, that would be lovely.
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Are you serious? OK, if you really need to send us a fax then that's also possible. It will go to the room down the corridor where there is an office just like yours - they think it's still 1988 too.
In the words of godlike genius Sting, "I hope that someone gets my...". In reality, hope is a wish too far, this isn�t a good idea and we won�t be getting back to you anytime soon.
We're quite near the Thames, send it that direction
It's very unlikely - should you even have a carrier pigeon, that it will ever find us. If, however, your pigeon has satnav, the odds for success are greatly increased.
Due to the government directive that all offices must now be non-smoking areas, we regret that we are no longer able to engage in any kind of smoke-related communication.
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